Zoom Zoom - Talking to Traffic

It's something I try not to do when out biking, especially with spring here and drivers might have their windows down:  talking to traffic.
But I mostly mutter:

"Nice stop"

"a blinker would've been nice"

"oh come on!"

"hurry up"

"slow down"

When a car or truck with big tires speeds by and revs up their engine, this pops out of my mouth from the Mazda commercial:

"zoom zoom"

or as Shania Twain sang:

"that don't impress me much"